I am a cat person. I am sorry, but most of the dogs annoys me. A dog is like a needy clingy friend who just got dumped and now he needs constant attention. Let's go to the park, let's play, please look at me, talk to me, throw me a ball! And if you don't give him enough attention, he is going to do a ridiculous suicide attempt by eating some shit from the street.
On the other hand, a cat is basically a throw pillow that eats and poops. Sometimes cats can be really cute, especially when they demonstrate that funny stubborn self-confidence that some very smart little kids - the ones who thrives for independence and insist to do everything by themselves. But most of the time they are just sleeping quietly wherever you put them.
Next time: my position on Israel vs. Palestine.